이름: Generation mute.
죄송합니다. What did you say? [Whispers] Generation mute.
How am I supposed to hear you? Put me on vibrate!
죄송합니다? Bzzz bzzz bzzz.
뭐? Shh! Noise is over. 잘, 사실은, loud ringtones are over. A survey by the tech analyst Sensor Tower has shown that the number of ringtone downloads has slumped by almost a quarter in the UK between 2016 과 2020 – from 4.6m to 3.7m.
But what about mine? It goes a ring ding ding ding ding a ring ding ding dingdemgdemg a ring ding ding ding ding ring ding baa-baa … SHHH! What on earth is that racket?
That was the Crazy Frog from the early 00s, one of the most downloaded ringtones in the history of ringtones. Grossed $40m in 2004. No wonder people don’t want ringtones any more.
How about this one then: dadadada dadadada dadadadada daa (Nokia Gran Vals ringtone, circa 1994, if you don’t read music). The beeps! Awful!
You must know that one – made famous by a man named Dom Joly … had a giant phone on his head? Trigger Happy TV? Who?
Never mind. 그래서, silly question, how are young people supposed to know when people are calling them if they can’t hear the phone ringing? 잘, they don’t want people to call them. ㅏ 2017 Ofcom survey found that only 15% 의 16- to 24-year-olds consider phone calls the most important method of communication.
But they’re always on their phones! 잘, 예, but messaging each other. The same study found that 49% of teens were happy emailing, texting or instant messaging on apps such as WhatsApp with someone who was in the same room as them. And there are lots of different ways to message each other now.
Such as what?
HELLO? 오, 죄송합니다, I was just sending an email to the person sitting next to me. 알 잖아: 왓츠앱, Facebook Messenger, 등. Because younger people are looking at their phone screens a lot, they don’t need ringtones to know when someone is calling them. Analysts also said teenagers prefer to have their phone on vibrate or get messages and calls via their smartwatches or Fitbits, so their parents – or their teachers – don’t know what’s going on.
Teachers? But you shouldn’t be using a phone in … oh, I see. 또한, it’s just a bit rude to have your phone ringing loudly in public.
Ring ding ding ding ding a ring ding ding dingdemgdemg a ring ding ding ding ding ring ding baa-baa … PARDON? 오, it doesn’t matter.
말하세요: “Shut up, boomer!”
말 하지마: “HELLO! I’M ON THE TRAIN!”