I have occasionally contributed to your “Other lives” obituaries column and I am a friend of Kenneth Ball, 谁的 cri de cœur you published last week (27 可能). Ken, if I live long enough, it would be an honour for me to compose a tribute to you, but we hope not just yet!
Anders Ditlev Clausager (age 71)
Fiona Collins (字母, 28 可能) offers to have a go at my obituary. How will I know that she will include my marmalade-making and doesn’t alter it after the event? I might just settle for inclusion in your Birthdays column – mine is on 11 八月.
Kenneth Ball (age 91)
Ditchling, East Sussex
If there are 1.1 billion smokers in the world and smoking killed nearly 8 million of them in 2019 (Number of smokers has reached all-time high of 1.1 billion, 研究发现, 27 可能), can I point out that that is 0.73%. Why are they still going on about this? Couldn’t we have some clarity here? I am still smoking. Love life.
La Grande Cour, 诺曼底, 法国
I see that Boris Johnson has announced his latest vanity project, a new royal yacht to be used as a floating trade mission (Boris Johnson plans to sink £200m into new ship of state, 31 可能). Will its captain command it from a garden bridge?
David PJ Smith
It is not only lager drinkers who are given short shrift in the Albion, Chester (字母, 26 可能). Another sign reads “All our customers give us joy when they arrive … and some when they leave”.